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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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