The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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