Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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