I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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