I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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