There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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