Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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