About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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