i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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