But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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