White coat. Heels.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Oh god it's open bar.
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