A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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