There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i already hear my dad disowning me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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