I don't think brook has ever known best
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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