i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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