? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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