I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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