what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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