Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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