I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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