u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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