Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize