Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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