He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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