So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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