I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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