he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Someone came in the potted fern
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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