dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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