ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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