where am i from again
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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