Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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