i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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