There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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