So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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