Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
