Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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