I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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