We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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