Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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