sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The beer is more important than you right now.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it