she is the kim kardashian of front butts
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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