But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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