Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back