it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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