Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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