But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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