Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
