I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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