How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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