Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.