He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?