nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...