Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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