i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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