i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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