never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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