Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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