you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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