What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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