the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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